Thursday, February 17, 2011


Clothing Prices Expected To Rise 10%
Retail clothing prices, which have dropped over the past decade, may soon spike by 10 percent percent as the cost of cotton reaches record highs. What do you think?
Esther Stroughter
Junction Maker
"You don't scare me, clothing. You need me. You depend on me. Without me, you don't make any sense."
Dwayne Echlin
Numerical Control Machine Operator
"Wow. I've been looking for a reason to justify my increased promiscuity, and while this information doesn't do that, it does justify my laundry theft."Horatio Segal
Systems Analyst
"I would blame this on Big Cotton, but that's my cat's name, and I know Scrabbles didn't do it, either." - The Onion